If you live around here,
You need cash in the bank,
"Cause the houses" round here
Are all flashy and swank,
And the front bit
Is what's called a facade!
If you live around here,
You need lots of panache!
If you live in town, dear,
Then you must cut a dash!
Tisn't hard, dear,
To create a facade!
Here tonight it's festive
But the guests are getting restive
"Cause the guest of honour"s
Causing a dilemma!
Doctor Jekyll Tardy
For his own engagement party
His betrothal
To sir Danvers' daughter, Emma! -