There was this little old lady
She had a poodle doggy
One day while giving little Fifi a bath
she thought of an innovation
So after some tender lovin
she threw her into the microwave oven
That poor little poodle never heard the bell ding
She went out with a bang, if you know what I mean
Stupid - that was stupid
No you can't say that that was smart
Stupid - sometimes we're stupid
Our brains must be falling apart
This one guy got arrested
His presence was requested
It seems he was suspected
Of breaking and stealing from vending machines
Well he swore that he was innocent
So he paid off his bail and home he went
But soon back to jail our hero was sent
Because he paid off his bail with quarters and dimes
Stupid - that was stupid
No you can't say that that was smart
Stupid - sometimes we're stupid
Our brains have a missing part
Some people pound their Bibles
Waving them at their rivals
Just like in Paul's epistles
Our gentleness is evident to all
We throw the heathen into a panic
As we're bombing abortion clinics
While insisting to the cynics
They will know we are Christians by our love
Stupid - that is stupid
No you can't say that that is smart
Stupid - sometimes we're stupid
Lord we could use a change of heart
Stupid - that is stupid
No you can't say that that is smart
Stupid - sometimes we're stupid
Lord we could use a change of heart