Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Grandpa Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please, don't go

Grandma take me home (x8)

Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatos and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good

Grandma take me home (x8)

She said, well, don't you start your crying (Alt: Said, why don't you stop your
crying)
Go outside and ride your bike
Thats what I did, I killed my *toe*

Grandma take me home(x8)

After dinner, I had ice cream
I fell asleep, and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms

Grandma take me home(x19)
I wanna be alone