Who's cookin' brunch? It's your momma
Who's makin' me lunch? It's your momma
Who's scrubbin' the floors? It's your momma
Who's goin' to stores? It's your momma

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It's your momma
It's your momma
Yo! Yo! It's your momma
It's your momma
It's your momma
Yo! Yo! It's your momma
Yo-yo-yo-yo!
Yo-yo-yo-yo!

Who's smokin' the crack? It's your momma
Who's flat on their back? It's your momma
Who's a stupid bitch? It's your momma
Who smells like a fish? It's your momma
Who's growin' that fro? It's your momma
Who's givin' that blow? It's your momma

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What time is it? It's your momma

Is it one? No!
Is it two? No!
Is it three? No!
Is it four? Hell no!
Is it five? No!
Is it six? No!
Is it seven? No!
Is it eight? Hell no!

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