Okay, I'm a cheerleader now!
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly, eh-
eh.
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly, eh-
eh.
I saw you walking down the street just the other day,
I didn't see your damage from that far away.
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming,
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming.
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess,
I thought it was a sack, but it's your favourite dress.
You hurt the tree's feelings and the birds all flew,
I don't mean to insult you, oh wait, yes I do.
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mold,
You're only fourteen, you look a hundred years old.
When looks were handed out, you were the last in line,
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine.
Did you fall off a building and land on your head,
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pills, coz you ain't ill, you're ugly.
Chorus
What you really need is to wear a mask,
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl.
You're scary, you're hairy, I heard about you,
You're the main attraction at the city zoo.
You're so fat and ugly, with a belly full of flab,
When you wear a yellow coat, people shout out "cab" (so
funny).
You got eyes like a pig, and your nose is big,
And with hair like that, you should be wearing a wig.
Uncle Fester, remember him? I never knew you had a twin.
You can't disguise your googly eyes,
In the Miss Ugly Pageant, you win first prize.
Yo Mama says you ugly, you ugly.
Chorus
Get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy,
Get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy.
(Yo Mama says you ugly!) Get Busy! (Yo Mama says you ugly!)
Get Busy!
(Yo Mama says you ugly!) Get busy! You ugly!
U-U-U-U-U, now I feel like Blondie!
Chorus
Quasimodo! Camel breath! Squarehead! Ugly!
Chicken legs! Pig face! Chin like Bubba! Ugly!
Fish lips! Toad licker! Poindexter! Ugly!
Spaghetti arms! Limp butt! Freak show! Ugly!
Chorus
U-G-L-Y - You can make an onion cry!
U-G-L-Y - Like an alien chased by the F.B.I!
U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y!
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly!
Okay, I'm a cheerleader now!
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly, eh-
eh.
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, eh-eh, you ugly, eh-
eh.
I saw you walking down the street just the other day,
I didn't see your damage from that far away.
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming,
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming.
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess,
I thought it was a sack, but it's your favourite dress.
You hurt the tree's feelings and the birds all flew,
I don't mean to insult you, oh wait, yes I do.
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mold,
You're only fourteen, you look a hundred years old.
When looks were handed out, you were the last in line,
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine.
Did you fall off a building and land on your head,
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pills, coz you ain't ill, you're ugly.
Chorus
What you really need is to wear a mask,
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl.
You're scary, you're hairy, I heard about you,
You're the main attraction at the city zoo.
You're so fat and ugly, with a belly full of flab,
When you wear a yellow coat, people shout out "cab" (so
funny).
You got eyes like a pig, and your nose is big,
And with hair like that, you should be wearing a wig.
Uncle Fester, remember him? I never knew you had a twin.
You can't disguise your googly eyes,
In the Miss Ugly Pageant, you win first prize.
Yo Mama says you ugly, you ugly.
Chorus
Get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy,
Get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy, get busy.
(Yo Mama says you ugly!) Get Busy! (Yo Mama says you ugly!)
Get Busy!
(Yo Mama says you ugly!) Get busy! You ugly!
U-U-U-U-U, now I feel like Blondie!
Chorus
Quasimodo! Camel breath! Squarehead! Ugly!
Chicken legs! Pig face! Chin like Bubba! Ugly!
Fish lips! Toad licker! Poindexter! Ugly!
Spaghetti arms! Limp butt! Freak show! Ugly!
Chorus
U-G-L-Y - You can make an onion cry!
U-G-L-Y - Like an alien chased by the F.B.I!
U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y! U-G-L-Y!
U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly!