She loves me
She loves me not
She loves me
She loves me not
She loves me
She loves me
She loves me
The lady loves me and it shows
In spite of the way she turns up her nose
I`m her ideal, her heart`s desire.
Under that ice, she`s burning like fire.
She`d like to cuddle up to me,
She`s playing hard to get.
The lady loves me,
But she doesn`t know it yet.
The gentleman has some affair
As much as an elephant, or a bear
I`d like to take him for a spin
Back to the zoo to visit his kin.
He`s got about as much appeal
As a soggy cigaret.
The lady loathes him,
But he doesn`t know it yet.
The lady`s got a crush on me.
The gentleman`s crazy, obviously.
The lady`s dying to be kissed.
The gentleman needs a psychiatrist.
I`d rather kiss a rattlesnake
Or play russian roulette.
The lady loves me,
But she doesn`t know it yet.
She`s falling fast. She`s on the skids.
Both of his heads are flipping their lids.
Tonight she`ll hold me in her arms.
I`d rather be holding hydrgen bombs.
Will someone tell this romeo
That I`m not his Juliet.
The lady loves me,
But she doesn`t know it yet.
She wants me
Like poison ivy.
Needs me
Like a hole in the head.
Everyone can see she`s got it bad.
He`s mad
The gentleman is an egotist.
I`m simply aware I`m hard to resist.
He`s one man I could learn to hate.
How` about having dinner at eight.
I`d rather dine with frankenstein
In a moonlight tete-a-tete
Oh yes, she loves me.
Dig that shrinking violet.
Oh, she really loves me.
Here`s one gal you`ll never get.
She lo-lo-loves me.
Would you like to make a bet
I said the lady loves me.
The gentleman`s a-wet