how to stay paralyzed by fear of adandonment
how to defer to men in solve-able predicaments
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how to have that not work and have them run away from you
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how to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
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how to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone
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how to hate God when you're a pray-er and a spiritualist
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