Standing by the cig machine
trying to pick up girls
have my plastic cigarette
I can't smoke.
She's pulling at the levers
she's glancing at my bulge
I'm 22 now
and I got a nice cock
I have my very own cig machine
up in my room
come on up and try it, girls
I'll do the rest
Last time I saw her
standing by the cig machine
kicked the TV off the shelf
bought another case of beer
took another puff
off my plastic cigarette