>    (Chorus:)
Cigarettes and whusky and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy; They'll drive you insane
Cigarttes and whusky and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy; They'll drive you insane.
Once I was happy and had a good wife...
I had enough money to last me for life
I met a gal and we went on a spree...
She started me smokin' and drinkin' whuskey.
(Cho)
Cigareetes are a blight on the whole human race
A man is a monkey with one in his face;
Take warnin' dear friend, take warnin' dear brother
A fire's on one end and a fool's on the t'other.
(Cho)
Now I am feeble and broken with age
The lines on my face make a well-written page
I'm leavin' this message; how sad but how true
On women and whuskey and what they can do.
(Cho)
Write on the cross at the head of my grave
For women and whuskey here lies a poor slave
Take warning dear stranger, take warning dear friend
Then write in big letters these words at the end.
Cigareetes and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
They'll drive you crazy; They'll drive you insane
Cigareetes and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
They'll drive you crazy; They'll drive you insane.