I saw a werewolf walking with a Chinese menu in his hand
Through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's
For to get a big dish of beef chow mein

Ah, ooh, Werewolves of London
You can hear him howling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night

Werewolves of London again
Ah, ooh, Werewolves of London
He's the hairy-handed gent that ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair

Better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out Jim
Hah, I'd like to meet his tailor
Ah, ooh, Werewolves of London

I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
Doing the Werewolves of London
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the Queen
Doing the Werewolves of London

Ah, ooh, Werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect draw blood