"Salty dog, salty dog
I don't want to be your Annie doll
Honey let me be your salty dog
Candyman

Two old maids
Sittin' in the sand
One were a she
The other were a man
Salty dog
Candyman

Worst day I ever had in my life
My best friend caught him kissin' his wife
Salty dog
Candyman

Salty dog, salty dog
I don't want to be your Annie doll
Honey let me be your salty dog
Candyman
"