Hey, I'm Rikki Dee, I work at the W.C.
From time to time, I groove just to earn my keep
Meet all the skunks, punks and fairies, both sharp and small
Some of them stink, but there's some you don't notice at all
No no no no...

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Rikki Dee, I'm the one at the W.C (Rikki Dee)
Work all night just to earn my keep (Rikki Dee)
Get the cash right in my hand (Rikki Dee), fancy free
Rikki Dee, and I work at the W.C.
I came and scrubbed, got to make the place smell nice
But then these dudes hung around just to smoke their spice
Bring some perfume, lacquer, toothpaste and lots of foam
See there are people who can't leave themselves alone
No no no no...
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No no no no...
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(Rikki Dee)
Mister teacher for Rikki Dee (Rikki Dee)
Work all night at the W.C. (Rikki Dee)
Work all night just to earn my keep (Rikki Dee), fancy free
Rikki Dee, and I work at the W.C.