Tonight I will be Miss  
Saigon  
Tonight you'll be miss  
jumped upon  
I'll win a GI and be gone  
he'll screw you with  
your crown still on  
what happens when  
the Cong attack  
they'll rip the hot pants
off your back  
the VC all wear  
basic black
is this the way you
make a chest  
hey give that virgin  
act a rest  
you are my first American  
allez allez allez  
why does it take all day  
get your asses on stage
I'm raising cash tonight  
tonight I will be Miss  
Saigon  
tell yourself that your  
passport's standing  
at the bar  
tonight I will be Miss  
Saigon  
each day these little  
bums of yours are  
worth less and less  
rake in the dollars now  
before the market  
falls too far  
look who I got out here  
I can still engineer  
it's like the old days  
my little gamines  
oh sure  
you know who's out  
here a gang of marines  
they're here  
we'll clean them out the
American way  
yes sir  
for something free they
don't care what they pay  
why are you in
that dress
ah it's my new princess
ah yes
that bridal gown gives
you some class
lower your eyelids as
you pass
men pay a lot for
virgin ass
allez allez allez
get out and do
your song
don't make the show
too long
voila' on stage all
welcome to
Dreamland