Well I'm waiting at the bus stop
in downtown L.A.
Well I'm waiting at the bus stop
in downtown L.A.
But I'd much rather be
on a boardwalk on Broadway
Well I'm sitting here thinkin'
just how sharp I am
Well I'm sitting here thinkin'
just how sharp I am
I'm an under assistant
west coast promo man yeah yeah
Well I promo groups
when they come into town
Well I promo groups
when they come into town
Well they laugh at my toupee
they're sure to put me down
Well I'm sitting here thinking
just how sharp I am
Yeah I'm sitting here thinking
just how sharp I am
I'm a necessary talent behind
every rock and roll band
Yeah I'm sharp I'm really
really sharp
I sure do earn my pay
sitting on the beach every day
Yeah I'm real real sharp yes I am
I got a Corvette
and a seersucker suit yes I have
Here comes the bus uh oh
I though I had a dime
where's my dime
I know I have a dime somewhere
I'm pretty sure