Rose Robert I'd like to welcome
you to our affair We'll write a lovely little
story just you and I as time goes
by me and my Rose Robert
People stare when we
walk arm in arm along the thoroughfare
The gentlemen don't know whether to bow
their heads or tip their hats instead at me and
Rose Robert All of our days
move so slow since we stopped
and let the world go on without us
We haven't get a care me and Rose Robert
You're delightful mon chere
it's so lovely when we
wear each others clothes
You draw on your mustache while
I powder my nose
Josephine and Fanny
don't compare to my Rose Robert
Rose Robert together we
make quite a remarkable pair
It doesn't seem strange somehow
that we never speak we just gurgle and
squeak me and my Rose Robert
Few will dare to offer
any pleasantries or see how we fare
I guess they assume that we have lost our
wits but we're just a couple of misfits me
and my Rose Robert Rose Robert
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