We like driving on a Saturday night,
past the Leisure Centre, left at the lights.
We don't look for trouble,
but if it comes we don't run.
Looking out for trouble,
is what we call fun.

Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals,
wouldn't you like to come
over and watch some vandals smashing up someone's home?

We can't help it, we're so thick we can't think,
can't think of anything but shit, sleep and drink.
Oh, and we like women;
"up the women" we say,
and if we get lucky,
we might even meet some one day.

Hey you, you in the Jesus sandals,
wouldn't you like to come
over and watch some vandals smashing up someone's home?

Mister, we just want your car,
cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir.
Oh, all the papers say,
it's a tragedy, but don't you want to come and see?

Mister, we just want your car,
cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir.
Oh, all the papers say,
it's a tragedy, but don't you want to come and see?

Mister, we just want your car,
cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir.
Oh, all the papers say,
it's a tragedy, but don't you want to come and see?

Mister, we just want your car,
cos we're taking a girl to the reservoir.
Oh, all the papers say,
it's a tragedy, but don't you want to come and see?