I woke up drink on soju
With an achin' in my head
My breath smelled
like the bathroom floor
And my eyes were totally red
And the last thing I remember
Was the last thing that I said
Tell my wife I ain't coming home
And tell my boss I'm dead
Well I called my buddy Leroy
As I made my way back home
And he said Screw you
you son of a bitch
And How ya' like living alone
Well old Leroy Jones
was a friend of mine
And he always did fancy my wife
And now they're sharing
old Leroy's bed
And Leroy's doin' 20 to life
I woke up drink on soju
With an achin' in my head
My breath smelled
like the bathroom floor
And my eyes were totally red
And the last thing I remember
Was the last thing that I said
Tell my wife I ain't coming home
And tell my boss I'm dead
Well by the time
that I got home that day
My wife and kids were gone
She'd found herself a lawyer
And taken everything
I owned
She took my dog
and she took my truck
And she took my new
fishin' pole too
She left a loaded pistol
on our wedding bed
With a note that said
Here's to you
I woke up drink on soju
With an achin' in my head
My breath smelled
like the bathroom floor
And my eyes were totally red
And the last thing I remember
Was the last thing that I said
Tell my wife I ain't coming home
And tell my boss I'm dead
Well it took 2 weeks
but I found out
Everything that happened
that night
And I wish it never
would of happened again
‘Cause I promised
I'd start livin' right
But I wrote this song
so you can sing along
Before I picked up that old gun
I hope Jesus will
forgive me for eternity
While she hates me
for the things I've done
I woke up drink on soju
With an achin' in my head
My breath smelled
like the bathroom floor
And my eyes were totally red
And the last thing I remember
Was the last thing that I said
Tell the good Lord
I'm coming home
And tell my boss I'm dead