Oh I've got dumb blues
Dumb love blues
My love's like a bobcat
Loose from the zoo
It tears up my bed
When it's hungry for food
It scratches it claws
It bites like a mule
It pees in my shoes
Dumb love blues
And now my old dress shirt
Can't take no more
It clawed through the back and tore holes in the front
Now there's big button gaps from my chest to the floor
Look like whitewater rafts rolling out of a dam
Called love
Dumb love
Dumb love
Dumb love
Dumb love
Dumb love
Dumb love
Hmm
It claws through my mattress
It tears at my floor
It bites at its ankles
Licks its foot sore
Soon tarantula rats
Marching into the kitchen in swarms
My professor said
"Josh
That you don't mind
If I go shoeless since that cat of yours
Peeled his claws in my cab
And chewed holes in my bus
That was a beautiful car"
Oh
My love
Dumb love
Dumb love
Dumb love
Dumb love
Dumb love
Dumb love
Ah