Love is a magic soup of trust and protein
Watching M*A*S*H reruns all night long
Love is a bedtime story more truthful than dreams
It's a love laugh track not part of the dream
Love is a loyal homie just like Orton
The only mark we make is in the green bag
Knife in a 'dark alley' bright and clean
Love is 'Worldwide Beautiful' minus the Keith
Forget what you think you know
Alright
You'll drive yourself crazy starving for the answers
Or you wind up like Hell's Angels or the lawnmower man
Stuck in a house of ignorance thinking love's self-built
Well it's a foundry bid
All the guys say
All the guys say
All the guys say
All the guys say (Whoa, whoa-oh)
Love is not 'Valentine's Day' or 'Up'
Not Richard Marx
Not Captain Fantastic or Terry Kath
Not Peter Pan nor Hogan nor Little Giants nor Weird Science
Love's not in the TV Guide
Love is not mascara running down your cheeks
Love is not AXE sprayed in the air (no sir)
Not 1
The People's eyebrow (no sir)
Not a quiz from a magazine (whoa, no)