You'd think my brain would be wise to this
But I keep fallin' for the scam you've played on it
Look what I've done
What you've done to me
Callin' me in the middle of the day
Sayin' you wish she was gone
But you know I won't believe it until you say
You love me
You hate her
You'll leave her to be with me
Now if I had a dollar
For every time you said "I love you
" I'd have
One hundred twеnty-four dollars and sixty-threе cents
Wondering when you'll lose your grip
'Cause I love the way this one's written in
You're beggin' me for another plot twist
And I know it's oscar-bait perfect
Wondering how it's gonna end
Et tu
Brother?
You could call this a shapeshifter of sorts
'Cause I love to see how the plot might contort in this
And you know it's true or you wouldn't be here
Believin' the lie if it isn't even real
Years ago
Tore up your life for a glimpse at it
And when I say "Love you
Happy for you
"Ask her parents
" how true is it?
Now if I had a dollar
For every time I said "I love you
" I'd have
One hundred twenty-four dollars and sixty-three cents
Wondering when I'll let it slip
'Cause I love the way this one's written in
You're beggin' me for another plot twist
And you know the evidence supports it
Wondering how it's gonna end
Et tu
Brother?