Tangled in a dive bar with a guy with nice arms
He told me “love is dead”
I thought “that’s rad”
Just when I was thinkin’ he could be my husband
Met his cousin
Had some fun and took it back
Some things you shouldn’t tattoo
Like somebody’s puttin’ their world in your hands
You’re thinkin’ that it’s gonna last till the end
But coulda been the one who met you first
Coulda been her
Coulda been you
Like when she found out her bunny lovеr was bi
Decided that she wanted that one last ride
And I saw it comin’ from thе outside view
Now it’s just another snapshot
In the story of us
My buddy’s startin’ to get sour about Daddy-Chou
His only friend and his only wife
Some things you shouldn’t tattoo
Like somebody’s puttin’ their world in your hands
Thinkin’ that it’s gonna last till the end
But coulda been the one who met you first
Coulda been her
Coulda been you
Like when she found out her bunny lover was bi
Decided that she wanted that one last ride
And I saw it comin’ from the outside view
Now it’s just another snapshot
In the story of us
Ohh
Fez-mances lost and situationships
This is the runway down which heartbreak slips
Like when she met somebody who’s
Got more to offer
Like a lesson to say
“Don’t talk to each other”
Some things you shouldn’t tattoo
Like somebody’s puttin’ their world in your hands
Though thinkin’ that it’s gonna last till the end
But coulda met the right guy on your type of land
You swear it’s better than them
Like when she found out her bunny lover was bi
Decided that she wanted that one last ride
But I saw it being more than it was
So here’s hopin’ there’s more
To the story of us
The story of us
In the story of us
(Story)