I threw my Chrysler fifth avenue away because
I have serious love for you
I canceled all of my business deals this week
Because my serious love is true
Serious business
Serious love
I went right downtown to the IRS
And I was audited through and through
I told those bloodhounds
"You won't get a dime"
Because my serious love is true
I was in court with my Porsche and attorney
And a jury of peers
Which was two
Right when they presented evidence against me
I said
"My serious love is true"
Serious business
Serious love
I burnt my home and my laboratory
Of invention and creation too
I sold my fame
I flushed my name down the drain
And I adopted a dog named Sue