Hello, hello, hello, so nice to meet you
My name is tired, just look at my eyes
I’d rather be anywhere than talking to…
Oh you’ve got a dog and play golf on weekends?
Please tell me more, I love a bore
Can’t wait to be friends
Help! I think my eyes are stuck to the ceiling
They might’ve rolled out of control
Right when you mansplained your own way into a
grave of stocks and shares and pornstar martinis
Please pass a shovel and some dirt, this man’s still breathing
I called emergency services to get me
I couldn’t get a word in because he wouldn’t let me
Who said that there’s fun in conversation?
You dress it up like it’s modern day
And a-woop there goes my little bit of patience
You could’ve come but now this train has left the station
Goodbye, auf wiedersehen, arrivederci
No I wouldn’t like your number, please & merci
Oh, have mercy on me
Can you take a hint? Would you like a mint?
Think I need a respirator cos you’re mouth is full of
I called emergency services to get me
They get a lot of calls but they know this man will end me
Who said that there’s fun in conversation?
You dress it up like it’s modern day
And a-woop there goes my little bit of patience
You could’ve come but now the train has left the station
You said can we try to cut the tension
I’m looking round the room to find the tension that you mention
Yeah, take a break from all the condescension
How you’re not a is beyond my comprehension
Ooh ah, ah, ahhhh
La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, ooh-ooh
Okay class! (Yes, Miss Davies)
Shall we teach them all what we learnt in school today?
(Trash = men)
That’s right! And while I’ve got your attention…
Never trust a man with a strawberry daiquiri who’s out in Canary Wharf