If you had asked me yesterday
I would've been more afraid (Oh-oh-oh)
If I'm honest
I'm kind of amazed
I've been less afraid since I met you
You
You
A neon pink giraffe foot appeared
Unicorns are inside Trader Joe's
I swear I saw Abe Lincoln in overalls
Seein' new things every day
Must've been gone for a long time
The funniest part is I believed it (Yeah)
If you looked the same two months ago
(If you asked me yesterday)
You'd be (A little more or less afraid, either way)
Hey
Yuck
Yuck
(Ah-ha, ah-ha)
Yuck
Yuck
(A little less afraid since I)
Yuck
Yuck
(Ah-ha, ah-ha, how 'bout you?)
Yuck
Yuck
And then the guy from the Simpsons showed up
And then
He said
Hamsters are climbin' up
Mount Everest
Humans are flyin' now
And did I mention
Yuck?
Yuck
Yuck
Yuck
Yuck
How 'bout you?