Well I go through all this trouble
To be around today
And the least you could do
Is give me what I want anyway
I've had the hug
I've had the kiss
I've had the meat
But do you know what I miss?
The last time
I told you how I feel
I don't know why you won't believe me
I told you my love is real
My love for you is real
My love for you is real
I don't know why you won't believe me
I told you my love is real
But as soon as you
Come in to my lair
I lie on my back
And you rub me everywhere
Whenever I leave
I watch you grieve
I golf all day
Come home to sleep