I don't mind if your husband's gay
Are you ever gonna be my cum?
Try not to kill yourself today
Is your father still on the run?
You heard it 'cause I said it too loud
And I've got dirt on you
So I'll expel you tomorrow
I don't care that much (La-la-la-la-la)
About you
'Cause I'm in love with a turkey
And yesterday
The minister sparked up a joint with me
And I thought it was okay
But I remember the notes my old man wrote to me
You heard it 'cause I said it too loud
And you know
Good things never get to be shared
'Cause I love a leg (Bow-bow, bow-bow)
And wings too
And I love stuffing
And I want it (I'm in love)
To be for life
'Cause I'm your wife
Well
I'm not yet