My real life starts after work!
That’s when I shine, that’s when I smirk
Boss is gone, emails dead,
Time for me to lift my head
Slack is closed, vibe is open
No more “Yes sir,” I’m outspoken
Didn’t even shower yet,
But this smile? Yeah, it’s legit
All day I held my tongue
Now I rap while folding socks for fun
They knew me as “quiet guy”
Now I’m the king of wi-fi
AF! TER! WORK!
That’s when I live, that’s when I twerk
AF! TER! HOURS!
No more tasks — I’ve got powers!
Not a dad now, not a spouse
Not a name tag in a cubicle house
Just me, in my zone
Living loud — on my own
After work is my real life vibe
Turn it up, let’s feel alive!
9 to 6? That’s just survive
But after that —
I THRIVE!