I burned my mouth eating takoyaki  
Even though I blew on it — still too hot!  
The octopus stuck to my palate — I lost my mind  
Once again, I’m a slave to takoyaki~  
With no money, I wander near the stall~  
Oh takoyaki, how I crave you  
Hey you, spare me some change~  
If not, at least hit that like button, human!