swipe
got a match
what a catch
but too many miles away
ugh it’s so hard to be gay
when there’s no one new around you
oh she’s cute
but wait
she’s only eighteen
make sure you screen for age
or you will make a scene
you wanna hear about my pet peeves
won’t even mention Princeton preppy
but for reals in real life
is that really what you look like
let’s be real sister
with all that Snapchat filter
you might think you look hot
but really you look like a bot
another thirsty couple
looking for a third
instead of a unicorn
I just think you need porn
corny quotes Capricorn
got tats 420 friendly 5’3”
uninteresting hobbies
I don’t fuckin’ care
tell me what you want
here you will not find the one
we’re all on different pages
your intent I cannot gauge
I got no time for bullshit
I might as well go listen to the pulpit
send me puppy pics
maybe dick pics
geez are you addicted
predictable convo
same old date course
all getting old
who was I there with
I don’t remember
this town too small for Tinder
wherever I go I see her
my tender heart can’t handle
some obvi too horny
can’t keep their pants on
str8 girls looking 4 friends
bet they super liked Mike Pence
boring bios
still gave them a chance
and said hello
awkward exchange
oh I got ghosted