You stole my fries again, I saw
And blamed it on your hungry paw
You always leave your socks around
Then trip and blame the ground
You talk in memes, you sing off key
But why does that still comfort me?
You’re so annoying, but I like it
Like a song I shouldn’t play but can’t fight it
You push my buttons, then you grin
Pull me close and tease again
You’re so annoying, but don’t quit
I roll my eyes, but this is it
You’re the reason I shout and smile
Guess I’ll keep you for a while
You text “I’m outside” with no plan
Then show up holding ice cream cans
You poke my cheek when I’m upset
Then laugh and say, “we’re not done yet”
You never knock, you hum too loud
But I still find you in a crowd
You’re so annoying, but I like it
Like a show I binge and can’t rewrite it
You talk through movies, miss the plot
But you still make my heart too hot
You’re so annoying, and so mine
You mess me up but feel just fine
Even when I say “I’m done”—
You reply, “but I’m the one”
You dance like noodles, joke too much
Hug too tight, but I need that touch
We’re a mess, but kind of sweet
Like spilled soda on the beat
You’re so annoying, I admit
But with you, life’s a perfect skit
Fuss and laugh, repeat the scene
You’re my chaos jellybean
You’re so annoying, yes it’s true
But I can’t stay mad at you
You’re the glitch in my routine
And the cutest I’ve ever seen