'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Everybody was stoned, even the mouse.
Man from the whore house, and me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.
When all of the sudden, I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder.
I went downstairs and what did I see?
A red little faget, hanging from the tree.
He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
And a big hairy dick for the family queer.
And that's the end of my story,
Funny wasn't it?
You see.
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Everybody was stoned, even the mouse.
Man from the whore house, and me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.
When all of the sudden, I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder.
I went downstairs and what did I see?
A red little faget, hanging from the tree.
He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
And a big hairy dick for the family queer.
And that's the end of my story,
Funny wasn't it?
You see.
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Everybody was stoned, even the mouse.
Man from the whore house, and me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.
When all of the sudden, I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder.
I went downstairs and what did I see?
A red little faget, hanging from the tree.
He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
And a big hairy dick for the family queer.
And that's the end of my story,
Funny wasn't it?
You see.