There was this guy named Mr. Herman,

and he was the best

he was a superstar

there was his statue in the middle of the city

every night all the nation waited

for his TV show

and It was wonderful

everyone loved his jokes of joy and simplicity

however there's nothing lasting forever

Mr. Herman is an old man

all his twenty-years old jokes and tricks he used to do

doesn't work!

Mr. Herman

you don't look so grand

Mr. Herman

Admit that you're the worst and

Mr. Herman

Keep yourself in home

Nobody wants to see your CLASSIC SHOWS

Mr. Herman

What a shame on you

Mr. Herman

It's time to realize that

Mr. Herman

You're so out of date

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one day while sitting in the park,

after having a walk

he was so depressed

no one was recognizing poor old Mr. Herman

but then there came along a

beautiful black limousine

that he used to ride

twenty-three cameras and a host said

"what a surprise!"
"We`ve been looking for you all over the world!"
"Can`t believe Herman`s in front of me!"
"Would you show us the best show
in human history?"
"...once again!?"

Mr. Herman
Give yourself a hand
Mr. Herman
Tell us you`re the best and
Mr. Herman
Sing yourself a song
Everyone wants to see your BRAND NEW SHOW
Mr. Herman
You`re our lucky charm
Mr. Herman
Remembering the good days
Mr. Herman
Would you sing your song
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