Aww shit, get your towels ready its about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, lets go

Im on a boat (Im on a boat)
Im on a boat (Im on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause Im sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
Im on a boat (Im on a boat)
Im on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

Im on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping at my coat
You cant stop me motherfucker cause Im on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
Im on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause its so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
Im flipping burgers, you at Kinkos
Straight flipping copies

Im riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphins splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this aint Seaworld, this is real as it gets
Im on a boat, motherfucker, dont you ever forget

Im on a boat and
Its going fast and
I got a nautical themed
pashmina afghan
Im the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If youre on the shore,
then youre sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, Im on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Im on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought Id be on a boat
Its a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought Id see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

Im on a boat
Im on a boat
Everybody look at me cause Im sailing on a boat (woaah)
Im on a boat
Im on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin boat
(sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)