Adam Sandler The Mule Session 가사검색 :: 가사집

The Mule Session `Adam Sandler`

Then my dog got in the freeze box, he ate everything I got But I've got my mule He's a very, very nice mule He walks with me home from school Cause he's a very, very nice mule When he was a baby my mother

The Hypnotist `Adam Sandler`

Stewart: Basically I just want you to sit back and relax let yourself sit back and relax and sink into the chair, and , um, just feel comfortable and trust me.

Sex Or Weight Lifting `Adam Sandler`

[Adam Sandler] : Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is.

The Boss And The Secretary `Adam Sandler`

No, to the left! Left? Damn, bitch, do I gotta do everything? Pull down my pants! O.. Okay... Now the tighty whities, pull that shit down too Mmmm.... Watch out now, here it comes! Boing!

The Buffoon and the Valedictorian `Adam Sandler`

And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's valedictorian." Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement."

The Adventures Of The Cow `Adam Sandler`

And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch" [Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] [Cow:] Moo "And now a cow who goes skydiving

The Goat `Adam Sandler`

this bad Why, when I was a young talking goat The Old Man was just like my dad I come from the hills of Europe That's where I met the Old Man He was lost in the woods, I gave him directions He

The Peeper `Adam Sandler`

The peeper, The peeper, Whats going through his head? Whoah! Climbing the tree. Slowly, quietly, Looking for next branch. Found it, got it. Window height, great view. Settlin' in, keepin it quiet.

The Champion `Adam Sandler`

she about to fall from grace In the land of the rising sun shadows are falling again The die is cast, the future and past coming to her at last Oh, oh, oh All she needed was a Champion Oh, oh, oh Crying

The Cheerleader `Adam Sandler`

We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y - Yeah!" [No response] Cheerleader: "Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!" [Still no response] Cheerleader: "Come on!

Joining The Cult `Adam Sandler`

Because this guy, Russell he's the leader-guy of the cult " Allen: " yeah " Sandler: " he was rambling on during one of the speeches about the sun being bad, like the beast can't come out because the

The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal `Adam Sandler`

Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh, the chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...I saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and

the lonesome kicker `Adam Sandler`

face mask What it possibly could protect, I do not know The other guys on the team Like to make fun of my little shoulder pads And also like to hide the special shoe I need to kick in the snow

The Lonesome Kicker (Album Version) `Adam Sandler`

mask What it possibly could protect, i do not know The other guys on the team Like to make fun of my little shoulder pads And also like to hide the special shoe I need to kick in the snow People

Whitey `Adam Sandler`

have rigged the hearing lady at Ben and Jerry's Shake Then I go to Pet Land where the manager stands has about to be the dangorous stake Then I pass the tie rack on my way to Radioshack where I pretent

The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions `Adam Sandler`

And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college."

the thanksgiving song `Adam Sandler`

"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right.." "This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song" "I hope you enjoy it."

the goat song `Adam Sandler`

always this bad Why, when I was a young talking goat The Old Man was just like my dad I come from the hills of Europe That's where I met the Old Man He was lost in the woods, I gave him directions

the chanuka song `Adam Sandler`

Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the

The Longest Pee `Adam Sandler`

[Banging on the Door] [Pissing slows down to dribble] "I'll be out in a minute!" [....dribbling...] "oh..oh my" [Stops] "oh...Oh thank God" [Zips up pants] [Pisses in pants] "Awwww MAN!"

The Chanukah Song `Adam Sandler`

Put on your yarmulke Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only

The Respect Chant `Adam Sandler`

Respect Respect You gotta show the fucking respect [Repeat Over And Over

The Goat Song (Album Version) `Adam Sandler`

I've got a house with a pick-up truck In a place across the sea" I said, "Sure, why not, I've got no family You seem like a nice guy" So we went off to America The home of the apple pie On the boat

Hot Water Burn Baby `Adam Sandler`

[Ryan:] germs make the baby sick [Father:] Okay, rule number two. [Ryan:] more rules [Father:] Don't feed the baby anything. [Ryan:] don't feed the baby. [Father:] That's right. [Ryan:] why?

The Mayor Of Pussytown `Adam Sandler`

the party bustin all ya'lls asses I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck's my glasses Can't afford no rims my my fuckin dick's so small no bitch can suck it I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes back

The Amazing Willy Wanker `Adam Sandler`

The amazing Willy Wanker! (Aaaah!) The amazing Willy Wanker! And my scrotum sack he says Lalalalalala, tickle me!

mr. bake `Adam Sandler`

I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fucking wasted It's the best

Dancin` And Pantsin` `Adam Sandler`

But I found a place where the stars hang out And they taught me how to funk Real nasty It ain't too far away It's just on the edge of town Nearby But be ready when you get there 'Cause these folks

Assistant Principal's Big Day `Adam Sandler`

As you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of the week due to a throat infection.

The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over `Adam Sandler`

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop:] Do you realize how fast you were going sir?