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All You Need Is Elves `Bob Rivers`

All you need is elves The little people. All you need is elves, Love Elves are all you need Toys "R" Elves All toys are made by elves. Elves, elves, elves There's nothing we can't make.

Spinning Reel `Bob Rivers`

(Spinning Wheel - Blood, Sweat & Tears) Rod goes up Line goes out Spinning reel Fishing for trout Casting toward the bubbles and you reel it in Hook a speckled rainbow watch the spinning reel spin You

The Chimney Song `Bob Rivers`

There's something stuck up in the chimney and I don't know what it is, But it's been there all night long. Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night But he never came and it don't seem right.

Beat Up Old Jetliner `Bob Rivers`

Goodbye to all my friends I've known And the travel agent I trusted. I'm riding along on this beat-up old plane; Look out the window. All the rivets are rusted.

There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis `Bob Rivers`

Roll Take a look at the double chin He's weighing about 310 With golden chains and sequined belt below There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis Down at the K-Mart store But the scariest sight to see Is

Carol Of The Bartenders `Bob Rivers`

Hark all they got Tales seem to flow Gin tinkling More Chardonnay Christmas is here Drinking the cheer Ice cubes are cold More Cuervo Gold Don't be a dink Watch what you drink Don't be a dork Don't pop

Christmas Party Song `Bob Rivers`

trouble Got too drunk at the company affair Sat on the copier, wore no apparel Did it on a dare Insulted the boss and French-kissed a stranger Pinched his butt poured beer in his toupee Till someone said, "You

There's Another Santa Claus `Bob Rivers`

There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus there Everywhere you look you can't escape There's Santas everywhere Bells are ringing, children screaming Something

The Twisted Chipmunk Song `Bob Rivers`

(All right you Chipmunks! Ready to sing your song? -I'll say we are! -Yeah! -Let's sing it now! Okay, Simon? -Okay! Okay, Theodore? -Okay! Okay, Alvin? Alvin? ALVIN! -OKAY!!!)

Mr. Magoo `Bob Rivers`

Got a flat in Timbuktu Waiting for AAA And I saw that single headlight through the rain Flagged the geezer in the car down, He was going the wrong way We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes He

When A Man Loves A Chicken `Bob Rivers`

If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong. Road Island Red is his best friend, he can't put her down.

I Used To Rock And Roll All Night `Bob Rivers`

You loved us when the band was hot. And now we're gonna give it one more shot. We're gettin' old, We must be crazy. We're puttin' on the makeup again. It covers up a buncha wrinkled skin.

O Little Town Of Bethlehem `Bob Rivers`

"Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie Above thy deep and dreamless sleep the silent stars go by Yet in thy dark streets shineth, the everlasting light The hopes and fears of all the years

He's So Jolly `Bob Rivers`

He's so jolly Santa's so jolly Christmas night he's in his sled where he belongs You're looking great, Santa Lost some weight, Santa Red cheeks glowing, ho-ho-ho'ing, you keep growing strong I feel the

Manger 6 `Bob Rivers`

Hi, this is Tom Bodett for Manger 6. We know you have been traveling a lot this holiday season and you've probably been told there is no room at the Inn.

Middle Age Waistline `Bob Rivers`

Fields I snack between meals You can see my crack above my Levis I don't need to diet To prove I'm light And I don't peel the skin off of my chicken Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Deep fry Don't exercise And

Joy To The World `Bob Rivers`

and nature sing Joy to the world The Savior reigns Let men their songs employ While fields and floods Rocks, hills, and plains the sounding joy the sounding joy , the sounding joy Joy to the world All

Buttcracker Suite `Bob Rivers`

You could be dancing cheek to cheek Thong! Wiggle the string: play hide and seek Buy your workmate or your boss The proctologic dental floss That really works a hair across His astronomic bum Thong!

Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear `Bob Rivers`

"Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear. In the store, there's a teddy.

A Letter To Santa `Bob Rivers`

However, it is quite clear to us that you have over-stepped your bounds and are coming into my family’s territories. That I cannot let you do. Mr.

Read It In The Tabloids `Bob Rivers`

You know JFK didn't really die. They got a picture and he looks all right. And Ross Perot's hanging out with ET. This woman had a kid at a hundred and three.

OJ's Trial Thing `Bob Rivers`

O.J., I think you did it. But I wanna know for sure. You expect people to believe that there are people actually playing golf at ten o' clock at night? Ya wanna know what I think?

FAREWELL ANGELINA `Bob Dylan`

FAREWELL ANGELINA Farewell Angelina The bells of the crown Are being stolen by bandits I must follow the sound The triangle tingles And the trumpet play slow Farewell Angelina The sky is on

Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire `Bob Rivers`

And every hungry child is gonna spy To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry And so Im brushing on some honey glaze To keep them crisp and juicy too Lets hope they get served many times many ways

Flu Ride `Bob Rivers`

Just hear those noses snifflin' Sore throats ticklin' too Come on it's lousy weather To be sufferin' inside with the flu Outside the snow is fallin' Your fever's at 102 Let's take some Alka-Seltzer And

Minimum Wage `Bob Rivers`

A couple dollars, is just pocket change If I save my dough, For a month or so I couldn't buy a can of coke, It's a joke!

Getting Fatter All The Time `Bob Rivers`

I'm getting fatter all the time. I used to be size 32 and I never gave. My jeans used to fit, I looked cool. Now I'm not the same. Put on a few pounds, my shape's getting round.

The Twelve Pains Of Christmas `Bob Rivers`

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Angry husband: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree

Pokemon `Bob Rivers`

of money mon mon mon Pokemon mon mon mon Lots of Money mon mon mon mon We got to find a pokemon Before it's Christmas Eve The kids must have a Pikachu It's called I do believe They think that you

It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year `Bob Rivers`

It's the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin pie filling and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer It's the most fattening time of the year It's the lip smackingest season of all while your