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Middle Age Waistline `Bob Rivers`

snack between meals You can see my crack above my Levis I don't need to diet To prove I'm light And I don't peel the skin off of my chicken Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Deep fry Don't exercise And grow that middle

Getting Fatter All The Time `Bob Rivers`

That meat's pretty cruel to my waistline. I'm driving a steak through my heart Eating things that I love. Man, I was lean but I dug french cuisine. Now I'm big as the Michelin Man.

Pokemon `Bob Rivers`

We just got to find a Pokemon mon mon mon We have to look in Toys-R-Us The crowds will push and fight They'll kill you for a Pokemon It's such a deadly sight We hope they get a shipment in the middle

There's Another Santa Claus `Bob Rivers`

There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus There's another Santa Claus there Everywhere you look you can't escape There's Santas everywhere Bells are ringing, children screaming Something...

Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear `Bob Rivers`

"Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear. In the store, there's a teddy. With little straps,...

I Am Santa Claus `Bob Rivers`

I am Santa Claus Ho ho ho ho ho Flying Through the snow Can you hear him ho ho ho He's so full of cheer only has to work one day a year Children in their beds Visions of sugar plums fill their heads S...

Manger 6 `Bob Rivers`

Hi, this is Tom Bodett for Manger 6. We know you have been traveling a lot this holiday season and you've probably been told there is no room at the Inn. Well, that's just not the case here at Manger ...

O Little Town Of Bethlehem `Bob Rivers`

"Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie Above thy deep and dreamless sleep the silent stars go by Yet in thy dark streets shineth, the everlasting light The hopes and fears of all the ...

I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer `Bob Rivers`

I came upon a roadkill deer A sorrowful sight to behold He lay upon the highway's edge His body was stiff and cold I bet he never saw the car Careening through the snow The lights shone brightly in hi...

Grahbe Yahbalz `Bob Rivers`

Grab your balls like Michael Jackson fa la la la la la la la la la Add some pelvic thrusting action fa la la la la la la la la la Don we now our leather jackets fa la la la la la la la la la Pick that...

A Letter To Santa `Bob Rivers`

Dear Santa Claus, It has been brought to my attention by one of our operatives that you have secured for yourself, and your interests, a very lucrative position in the toy and game industry. Normally,...

Jingle Hells Bells `Bob Rivers`

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin' Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string These are a few of my favorite things Ho Ho Ho Pe...

It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year `Bob Rivers`

It's the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin pie filling and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer It's the most fattening time of the year It's the lip smackingest season of all while ...

There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis `Bob Rivers`

There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis The King of Rock and Roll Take a look at the double chin He's weighing about 310 With golden chains and sequined belt below There's a Santa who looks a lot l...

All You Need Is Elves `Bob Rivers`

Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves Santa doesn't shop at Toys "R" Us Doesn't have to fight the Christmas rush He's never out of stock of even the hardest toys and games It's e...

Buttcracker Suite `Bob Rivers`

“Thong March” Thong! What a delightful gift idea Thong! Magical shorts that disappear Buy your loved one this Noël The kind of gift he can't resell Because it kind of smells If someone else has tried ...

Minimum Wage `Bob Rivers`

-Welcome to BurgerDoodle, can I have your order please? -Oh yes. I'd like a Spiffy Burger with low fat cheese and an order of seasoned curly fries but only if they're cooked in virgin peanut oil. -Umm...

Free As A Turd `Bob Rivers`

Please, Don't put out this turd. It's a piece of crap to me Can hardly hear the words... Whatever happened to, The rights to Love me Do? We made Michael Jackson one rich mother. John wouldn't like thi...

Spinning Reel `Bob Rivers`

(Spinning Wheel - Blood, Sweat & Tears) Rod goes up Line goes out Spinning reel Fishing for trout Casting toward the bubbles and you reel it in Hook a speckled rainbow watch the spinning reel spin You...

Beat Up Old Jetliner `Bob Rivers`

Goodbye to all my friends I've known And the travel agent I trusted. I'm riding along on this beat-up old plane; Look out the window. All the rivets are rusted. As that ground crew pushes us backwards...

Read It In The Tabloids `Bob Rivers`

I bet you're wondering how I knew That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through. Was waiting in line at the grocery store. Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore. And it took me by surprise I must sa...

Mr. Magoo `Bob Rivers`

Got a flat in Timbuktu Waiting for AAA And I saw that single headlight through the rain Flagged the geezer in the car down, He was going the wrong way We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes He...

When A Man Loves A Chicken `Bob Rivers`

When a man loves a chicken He can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found. If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong. Road Island Red is his ...

I Used To Rock And Roll All Night `Bob Rivers`

You loved us when the band was hot. And now we're gonna give it one more shot. We're gettin' old, We must be crazy. We're puttin' on the makeup again. It covers up a buncha wrinkled skin. You bring th...

I'm A Weight Watcher `Bob Rivers`

I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a Weight Watcher, Watchin' food go by. My, my, my. I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a plate watcher. Here comes a cream pie Mmmm, mmm, mmm. I was just a boy When I tried to eat my t...

Officer Fuhrman `Bob Rivers`

He likes to set up colored people. He likes to frame the colored people. Officer Fuhrman driving through Brentwood At night with a glove in his bag, his evidence bag. Waits at the Bronco; opens the wi...

OJ's Trial Thing `Bob Rivers`

O.J., O.J. O.J., I think you did it. But I wanna know for sure. You expect people to believe that there are people actually playing golf at ten o' clock at night? Ya wanna know what I think? I think y...

How It Feels (To Be Old) `Bob Rivers`

Lately all the songs I write Are slow and on the mellow side. I used to stand on MTV, But now they bring a chair for me. Let me get a tube of ointment Let's rub my achy joints, And turn my hearing aid...

Bowel Moves `Bob Rivers`

I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds, Pants too tight, seams bustin' out. Just had a big burrito with beans and rice, Salsa on top, with some extra spice, Lots of extra spice. Out ther...

Wrong Foot Amputated `Bob Rivers`

Wrong foot amputated Wrong foot amputated He got the wrong foot amputated The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me at ...