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Who Put The Stump `Bob Rivers`

I'd like to find the guy Who done me wrong And stuck my butt up On this Christmas tree. Who put the stump In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump? Who took and jammed it In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong?

There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis `Bob Rivers`

There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis The King of Rock and Roll Take a look at the double chin He's weighing about 310 With golden chains and sequined belt below There's a Santa who looks a lot like

Middle Age Waistline `Bob Rivers`

(Baba O'Riley - The Who) I eat Mrs.

Homeless On the Holidays `Bob Rivers`

Oh there’s food for the homeless on the holidays Cause no matter how filthy or uncombed If you’re down on your luck you can really graze For the holidays we throw those bums a bone I met a man who drank

Wrong Foot Amputated `Bob Rivers`

Wrong foot amputated Wrong foot amputated He got the wrong foot amputated The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me at ease

Christmas Party Song `Bob Rivers`

It's Christmas time and I'm in trouble Got too drunk at the company affair Sat on the copier, wore no apparel Did it on a dare Insulted the boss and French-kissed a stranger Pinched his butt poured beer

Free As A Turd `Bob Rivers`

Please, Don't put out this turd. It's a piece of crap to me Can hardly hear the words... Whatever happened to, The rights to Love me Do? We made Michael Jackson one rich mother.

How It Feels (To Be Old) `Bob Rivers`

Lately all the songs I write Are slow and on the mellow side. I used to stand on MTV, But now they bring a chair for me.

Mr. Magoo `Bob Rivers`

Got a flat in Timbuktu Waiting for AAA And I saw that single headlight through the rain Flagged the geezer in the car down, He was going the wrong way We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes He

Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear `Bob Rivers`

"Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn't ask, for her permission I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women's underwear. In the store, there's a teddy.

Manger 6 `Bob Rivers`

We know you have been traveling a lot this holiday season and you've probably been told there is no room at the Inn. Well, that's just not the case here at Manger 6.

Read It In The Tabloids `Bob Rivers`

Was waiting in line at the grocery store. Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore. And it took me by surprise I must say When I found out the Pope was gay. I read it in the tabloids.

Getting Fatter All The Time `Bob Rivers`

I'm getting fatter all the time. I used to be size 32 and I never gave. My jeans used to fit, I looked cool. Now I'm not the same. Put on a few pounds, my shape's getting round.

Foreigners `Bob Rivers`

Hey, we want to be Americans, But we're illegal aliens, And we really like it here, Though we don't speak the language clear. Foreigners... Stamping out our unions, (What do you mean, man?)

When A Man Loves A Chicken `Bob Rivers`

When a man loves a chicken He can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found. If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong.

Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire `Bob Rivers`

Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir They poked hot skewers through their nose (Ow! Wrong end, ya cowboy!)

I'm A Weight Watcher `Bob Rivers`

Couldn't reacy my toes To put my shoes on. But now I'm 28, I'm big, fat, and overweight. I've got a new pastime to chew on. I'm a Weight Watcher, I'm a plate watcher. Watchin' food go by, My, my, my.

Bob `Primus`

I had a friend that took a blet, took a blet and hung himself Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived His woman and his little bro came home from the grocery store Only to find

FATHER OF NIGHT `Bob Dylan`

FATHER OF NIGHT Father of night, Father of day, Father, who taketh the darkness away, Father, who teacheth the bird to fly, Builder of rainbows up in the sky, Father of loneliness and pain, Father

The Angel `Bob Rivers`

The angel rides with hunch-backed children, poison oozing from his engine Wieldin' love as a lethal weapon, on his way to hubcap heaven Baseball cards poked in his spokes, his boots in oil he's patiently

Bob Bob Baby `Westlife`

My mama said nothing would break me or lead me astray Who would have guessed I'd let my mind drift so far away You always said I was a dreamer now it's dead I'm dreaming of things that's making my

Joy To The World `Bob Rivers`

The Lord has come Let earth receive her King Let every heart prepare Him room And heaven and nature sing And heaven and nature sing And heaven and heaven and nature sing Joy to the world The Lord has come

It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year `Bob Rivers`

It's the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin pie filling and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer It's the most fattening time of the year It's the lip smackingest season of all while your

The Chimney Song `Bob Rivers`

That there's something in the chimney and it doesn't make a sound, But I wish you Merry Christmas.

Wreck The Malls `Bob Rivers`

"Wreck the malls this Christmas season Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Blow your cash for no good reason Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Push your charge card to the limit Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la Checkbook

O Little Town Of Bethlehem `Bob Rivers`

"Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie Above thy deep and dreamless sleep the silent stars go by Yet in thy dark streets shineth, the everlasting light The hopes and fears of all the years

Officer Fuhrman `Bob Rivers`

He likes to frame the colored people. Officer Fuhrman driving through Brentwood At night with a glove in his bag, his evidence bag.

Spinning Reel `Bob Rivers`

(Spinning Wheel - Blood, Sweat & Tears) Rod goes up Line goes out Spinning reel Fishing for trout Casting toward the bubbles and you reel it in Hook a speckled rainbow watch the spinning reel spin You

Carol Of The Bartenders `Bob Rivers`

Hark all they got Tales seem to flow Gin tinkling More Chardonnay Christmas is here Drinking the cheer Ice cubes are cold More Cuervo Gold Don't be a dink Watch what you drink Don't be a dork Don't pop

The Twelve Pains Of Christmas `Bob Rivers`

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Angry husband: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree