Weird Al Yankovic Why Does This Always Happen To Me 가사검색 :: 가사집

Why Does This Always Happen To Ne `Weird Al Yankovic`

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?

Why Does This Always Happen To Me? `Weird Al Yankovic`

" What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed Why does this always happen...

Polka Party! `Weird Al Yankovic`

This amusement never ends. I want to be: your sledgehammer. I can be your friend. I want to be your sledgehammer. This can be your testimony, yeah.

Word Crimes `Weird Al Yankovic`

mission And that's why I think it's a Good time To learn some grammar Now, did I stammer Work on that grammar You should know when It's less or it's fewer Like people who were Never raised in a sewer

Gump `Weird Al Yankovic`

Gump was a big celebrity He told JFK that he really had to pee He never feels too dumb because His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does He's Gump, He's Gump He's kinda square He's Gump, He's Gump

Ricky `Weird Al Yankovic`

Oh, Lucy, you're so fine, How I love to hear you whine. Hey, Lucy! Hey, Ricky! You always play your conga drums. You think you got the right.

The Hot Rocks Polka `Weird Al Yankovic`

You can't always get what you want. You can't always get what you want. You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you might find You get what you need.

NOW That's What I Call Polka! `Weird Al Yankovic`

We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed, I fell under your spell A love no one could deny Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I can't live

Mr. Popeil `Weird Al Yankovic`

How does that make you feel?) Help me. Mr. Popeil! I wanna shine some pennies! I wanna mend some leather! I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder! (Please, no C.O.D.'

Ebay `Weird Al Yankovic`

TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf

Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) `Weird Al Yankovic`

TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm

Ebay `Weird Al`

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Alternative Polka `Weird Al Yankovic`

Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey!

Handy `Weird Al Yankovic`

business Want referrals, yo My clientele will bear you witness right, right I can help when your door jamb sticks heh There is nothing in the world I can't fix yeah I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks Call me

Such a Groovy Guy `Weird Al Yankovic`

It makes me want to kneel down and pray. I'm so adorable and charming. I'm sure that you can see. And everybody's always tryin' to hang around with me.

Melanie `Weird Al Yankovic`

I knew she had to be the girl for me, and to think I probably never would have found her, If I hadn't bought that telescope. Me-he-he-helanie, What can the problem be?

weenie in a bottle `Weird Al Yankovic`

No-one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something, I didn't know what to do It seemed like a good idea, and no-one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and

I'm So Sick Of You `Weird Al Yankovic`

You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me Your hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty I don't know too many females Who make a habit

Jurassic Park `Weird Al Yankovic`

...this has been one lousy day Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Somone shut the fence off in the rain I admit its kinda eerie But this proves my chaos

Generic Blues `Weird Al Yankovic`

I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear And a herd of wild pigs

Ringtone `Weird Al Yankovic`

did I buy this stupid ringtone?

I Can't Watch This `Weird Al Yankovic`

I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say, oh my lord What is this garbage here?

Confessions Part III `Weird Al Yankovic`

Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say I came up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me So

Inactive `Weird Al Yankovic`

show I can't reach my remote control Welcome to my new place, to my new place Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive I'm really inactive, highly inactive My

Genius In France `Weird Al Yankovic`

By Al Yankovic I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France

Trapped In The Drive - Thru `Weird Al Yankovic`

My wife said "Let it go to voicemail." I said, "OK." "Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right So what d'ya want to do?" She said "Why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"

My Bologna `Weird Al Yankovic`

Such a tasty snack, I always eat too much, And throw up. But I'll soon be back For my my my yi yi wooo! M-M-M-My bologna. Spreadin' on the mustard now, A-show me how.

You Don't Love Me Anymore `Weird Al Yankovic`

Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I

Airline Amy `Weird Al Yankovic`

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go '

Slime Creatures from Outer Space `Weird Al Yankovic`

Well, we tried to hold 'em back, Tried to ward off their attack, But our atom bombs were just no use. They were ugly, they were mean, Biggest heads I ever seen.