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Young, Dumb, and Ugly `Weird Al Yankovic`

don't you give us no lip 'Cause we're Young, Dumb and Ugly That's what we are We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly We wear black leather in the hottest weather You can't imagine the smell We got three-day

That Boy Could Dance `Weird Al Yankovic`

We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't

Gump `Weird Al Yankovic`

Gump was a big celebrity He told JFK that he really had to pee He never feels too dumb because His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does He's Gump, He's Gump He's kinda square He's Gump, He's Gump

You Don't Love Me Anymore `Weird Al Yankovic`

Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I

Slime Creatures from Outer Space `Weird Al Yankovic`

They were ugly, they were mean, Biggest heads I ever seen. They made everybody scream and shout. First they leveled Tokyo, Then New York was next to go. Boy, I really wish they'd cut it out!

Angry White Boy Polka `Weird Al Yankovic`

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding

Melanie `Weird Al Yankovic`

I knew she had to be the girl for me, and to think I probably never would have found her, If I hadn't bought that telescope. Me-he-he-helanie, What can the problem be?

Ode To A Superhero `Weird Al Yankovic`

ODE TO A SUPERHERO Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if

Yoda `Weird Al Yankovic`

I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda, Y O D A, Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda.

Chicken Pot Pie `Weird Al Yankovic`

When we were young, Bernie's Deli was down the block (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) He made a great liver pate (You know he did, you know he did, you know he did) But if there's one thing in this world that I

She Drives Like Crazy `Weird Al Yankovic`

[She Drives Me Crazy/Fine Young Cannibals/1988] Where'd you learn how to steer? You do eighty in second gear. When you drive, I can't relax. Got your license from Cracker Jacks.

Jerry Springer `"Weird Al" Yankovic`

It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale

Word Crimes `Weird Al Yankovic`

Everybody shut up, WOO Everyone listen up Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey If you can't write in the proper way If you don't know how to conjugate Maybe you flunked that class And maybe now

Party Dt The Leper Colony `Weird Al Yankovic`

PARTY AT THE LEPER COLONY by Al Yankovic Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night

Party at the leper colony `Weird Al Yankovic`

Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night, it's the place to be Everybody cut footloose

Airline Amy `Weird Al Yankovic`

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go '

Close But No Cigar `Weird Al Yankovic`

Her kisses reconfigured my DNA and after that, I never was the same. And I loved her more than Marlon Brando loved souffle. She was gorgeous, she was charming, yeah she was perfect in every way.

Eat It `Weird Al Yankovic`

How come you're always such a fussy young man?

The Hot Rocks Polka `Weird Al Yankovic`

Ain't it stra-a-ange, If I could win, if I could sing A love song so divine, Would it be enough for your cheating heart If I broke down and cried? If I cri-i-ied?

The Weird Al Show Theme `Yankovic, "Weird Al"`

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Weird Al Show Theme `"Weird Al" Yankovic`

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

Tomahawk `Harlem Clowns`

\"The Cars, Herbie Hancock, Bonnie Tyler, Stevie Nicks, Men At Work, ZZ Top, Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson, Weird Al Yankovic, Cyndi Lauper, Pink Floyd, The Pretenders, Billy Joel, Billy Idol, Elton

Albuquerque [1] `Weird Al Yankovic`

And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck

White And Nerdy `Weird Al Yankovic`

I must protect 'em My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shopping online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized the Holy Grail Really well I can recite it right now and

The Saga Begins `"Weird Al" Yankovic`

A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't

The Saga Begins `Yankovic, "Weird Al"`

A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't

Skipper Dan `Weird Al Yankovic`

I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away I graduated first in my class at Juilliard Took every acting workshop I could And I dreamed of Hollywood While I read my Uta Hagen and

Night Santa Went Crazy `Weird Al Yankovic`

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap

Couch Potato `Weird Al Yankovic`

No, they live happily, yo Plus "Da Ali G Show" and "Celebrity Mole" Oh, and there's Anna Nicole, well she's scaring me "Look ma, no cavities" Oh, it's a station break Better go out to the kitchen and

Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White `Weird Al Yankovic`

My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare. Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere. Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet. Next comes the part that I won't ever forget.