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Horny `South Park`

<< Horny >> --- South Park Production: Production Sid: It's Sid Greenfield for Matt and Trey P: Hold on Matt: Hello? S: Trey? M: No this is Matt S: Matt, it's Sid Greenfield M: Oh hey Sid, what's goin...

Underwater Rhymes `Digital Underground`

[We'd like to ask now that all passengers please hold their breath, as we take you through an underwater hip hop extravaganza. Now last night, underwater, I saw a French mermaid, Treated her to caviar...

Guts on the Ceiling `Insane Clown Posse`

Oh, you'll never guess what's up My mucking head blew up My chins in an old man's backyard I gotta sneak threw his yard To find the fothermucker And he's gotta pitbull dog And it's sitting on my chin ...

Victim Of Rock `AB/CD`

One, two He went down to the concert hall Where he was gonna see us play He picked up the dollars from his pocket, he was gonna pay Before that he'd been drinkin' booze Vodka and some orange juice Lot...

The Murder Mystery `The Velvet Underground`

Left Voice (Morrison, Tucker) Right Voice (Reed, Yule) candy screen wrappers of silkscreen fantastic, requiring memories, both lovely and guiltfree, lurid and lovely with twilight of ages, luscious an...

I SHALL BE FREE `Bob Dylan`

I SHALL BE FREE Well, I took me a woman late last night, I's three-fourths drunk, she looked uptight. She took off her wheel, took off her bell, Took off her wig, said, "How do I smell?" I hot-footed ...

BIT 5 `Dead Milkmen`

Now, you wanna talk about bladder problems, then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin Earl. I guess you all know Earl. He lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm. Earl don't like...

YEA! HEAVY AND A BOTTLE OF BREAD `Bob Dylan`

YEA! HEAVY AND A BOTTLE OF BREAD Well, the comic book and me, just us, we caught the bus. The poor little chauffeur, though, she was back in bed On the very next day, with a nose full of pus. Yea! Hea...

Let Us Take You For A Ride `Cliff Richard`

CLIFF: The bush upon the rotor pump is pushed into the floater sump it's wearing out the grunion teeth by bearing on the cog beneath which means in terms of tension swings the seams of your suspension...

Here Comes The Judge `Pigmeat Markham`

Hear ye, hear ye This court is now in session His honor, Judge Pigmeat Markham presiding Hear ye, hear ye The court of swing is Just about ready to do that thing I don't want no tears I don't want no ...

Year 3000 (Single Version) `Busted`

One day when I came home at lunchtime I heard a funny noise Went out to the back yard to find out if it was one of those rowdy boys Stood there with my neighbour called peter and a Flux Capacitor He t...

Dean's Dream `The Dead Milkmen`

"It's a Friday night cookin' show With a horse-meat dish I had to stay in the freezer All Thursday eve Talkin' to that horse I really had to go Down to the sidewalk The sky's all red The street's fill...

The Very Sad Ballad Of Brutus From No. 72 `Larrikin Love`

I sat down in the garden and a cat who spoke He said, "Excuse me thats my place for sitting 'cos its in the shade" I said, "Mr Pussy you got some tuna stuck badly in your whiskers And there's a rather...

Party Of Special Things To Do `Captain Beefheart`

The camel wore a nightie... At the party of special things to do When the stiff wind blows The flag don't wiggle In the party of special things to do I met the Ace of Love She took me to her plantatio...

We Are Normal `The Bonzo Dog Band`

We We are (are are are are are...) We We are... And, uh, here come some normals... They look like normal... Hawaiians. Well, uh, you didn't mention what month. You think you're normal? Yes, quite norm...

Tropical Hot Dog Night `Captain Beefheart`

Tropical Hot Dog Night Like two flamingos in a fruit fight Ev’ry colour of day Whirlin’ around at night I’m playin’ this music So the young girls will come out To meet the monster tonight Tropical Hot...

Electrician's Day `Liam Lynch`

Amen I, I'm down here to tell you all lil story Mmmhmm Now the lord, the lord is looken down on me thats right and hes sayin "craka give it up"! I'm like mmmmm MMMmm! Now the lord might be sayin "honk...

CP Jeebies `Robert Wyatt`

Picture the scene. "Hello, how are you?" "Well I'm green and yellow, Pinky blue." Dead alternative. "Oh then, please step right in To our nursery. Just pick a group That you can relate to, Now the gro...

Dora Goes To Town `Andrew Bird's Bowl Of Fire`

She's got a ham in her handbag, a pig in her purse She's got two ply, no fly, baby buggers She's got a burlap sack, she's on a voter parade Gonna get some carob cigars and some lemonade No need to put...

Farting With A Walkman On (Album Version) `The Bloodhound Gang`

I know you're gonna blame me when you get wind I heard you're full of shit so I've been duped again But if you cover your ass with the same old song You might as well be farting, farting with a walkma...

A Visit To The Gynecologyst `Dr. Octagon`

i am a physica, besides we are all gurls ok up on the table, chop chop on all 4's thats is uuuh yah spreadem what have we got here oh, oh looks like your veculuar .. is some what constricted how have ...

Feeling Called Love `Wire`

There's great danger For the lonliest ranger of all No silver bullets Tonto's split the scene Next week will solve your problems But now, fish fingers all in a line The milk bottles stand empty Stay g...

Ralph Wiggum `The Bloodhound Gang`

"I'm going to Africa, yes ma'am, I'm a brick, was President Lincoln. Okay, Mittens! There's a dog in the vent, Chicken necks, I pick Ken Griffey Jr. I fell out two times I'm pedaling backwards, This S...

Mad Eyed Screamer `The Creatures`

Platform ranting in the trees disturbed voices on the breeze huddled 'round the mad eyes screamer a pointed finger - the tin can schemer Mad eyed screamer - Mad eyed screamer Mad eyed screamer - Mad e...

Moving In With `Happy Mondays`

He's got two bent pigs in the crack downstairs below Stewing at the door I said, “Why you so slow?” Got a schizophrenic acquaintance patient no place to go, Stops with his dips in my window We're movi...

Rubberbandman `Yello`

Shoot, bang, no rhyme I'm in love with you Shoot back, just a fight Out of the blue I'm the Rubberbandman with the rubberman touch Out of the blue, love is such Rubberband man with the rubberband pack...

Sid & Alex `Adam Sandler`

[telephone rings] I'll be up in a few! Hello? Hey, Sid, it's Alex. Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man. Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for remembering, thank you. My p...

The Mollusk `Ween`

Hey little boy, whatcha got there? kind sir it's a mollusk i've found did you find it in the sandy ground? does it emulate the ocean's sound? yes I found it on the ground emulating the ocean's sound b...

Wrong Foot Amputated `Bob Rivers`

Wrong foot amputated Wrong foot amputated He got the wrong foot amputated The doctor had compassion he tried to cure my disease I was sweating on the way to the op room gave me sedatives to put me at ...

Hop Frog `Lou Reed`

Well they call me a juicy hop-frog you can see me in any wood bog don't you know that they call me the hop-frog hopping frog I'm a hop-frog a hop-frog they call me the hop-frog hop, hop-frog They call...