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The Murder Mystery `Lou Reed`

[right channel] Lou: Denigrate obtuse and active verbs pronouns skewer the sieve of the optical sewer Release the handle that holds all the gates up puncture the eyeball that seeps all the muck up Rea...

The ABCs of Anarchism `Chumbawamba`

The ABCs of Anarchism Conclusion There is a certain social process which is known and very visible but perhaps not acknowledged as much as it should be. It is that one where a new idea or an old one i...

Nitro Burning Funny Cars `Dead Milkmen`

Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump Test our love let's press our luck Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump This world is full of people who Spend their lives in...

Spit Sink `The Dead Milkmen`

"Oh come on baby take a drink Never mind that it's a spit sink A spit sink A spit sink It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Took a drink Thought I was gonna die Somebody told me The water was formaldehyde...

Subterranean Homesick Blues `Harry Nilsson`

Johnny's in the basement Mixing up the medicine I'm on the pavement Thinking about the government The man in the trench coat Badge out, laid off Says he's got a bad cough Wants to get it paid off Look...

Half Man Half Machine `Goldie Lookin' Chain`

Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore ZX-81, donkey kong, fucking high score Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw Bought a speak and spel...

H.A.R.M.A.R. `Har Mar Superstar`

H.A.R.M.A.R Superstar H.A.R.M.A.R Superstar H.A.R.M.A.R Superstar Call me What's the weather like? Ball me Turn it around Tape your secrets down My sex is tight Like my record sounds Remember how we u...

The Amazing Willy Wanker `Adam Sandler`

When I was just a little wee lad I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad Something jumped and poked me good 'That' he said 'just me morning wood' A little tin soldier's marchin by Sergeant major unzips...

The Mule Session `Adam Sandler`

My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean My sister's on the dope and my brother always picks his nose And Daddy's only happy when he's wearing M...

Let's Talk Dirty To The Animals `Gilda Radner`

A rooster says Good Morning With a "Cock-a-doodle-doo" - Good Morning! A horse's neigh is just his way Of saying "How are you". A lion growls "Hello" And owls ask "Why" and "Where" and "Who". May I su...

Whitey `Adam Sandler`

Whitey: Oh they day cant begin Till the gard lets me in Then I walk for some exersise In less then a snap I complete my daily lap Then it's time to SOCILIZE I see Raidy and Ruth at the Information Boo...

Inner Voice `Adam Sandler`

I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls I know got the big big bre...

Joining The Cult `Adam Sandler`

Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too." Allen: "What are y...

Crazy Love `Adam Sandler`

Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone wi...

Mama `Sugarcubes`

I saw a woman walking down my street, Walking with grace, so beautifully carefully, She's a big and pretty mother, big and pretty mother, She's drawing circles with her breasts in her jumper. Swinging...

Evolution Rag `The Incredible String Band`

we're the fish men or the sea apes look at our tails and scales and out big tough leader away he wails he thinks he is the king pin but he's outraced by the little weedy stranger with the grin on his ...

Marriage Bureau Rendezvous `10cc`

Well I've been lookin' after number one for too long And it seemed the love was passing me by So I thought I better do something about it And that's why I'm sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you...

Submarine `Black Grape`

You took the same road As some sly jeweller Where you wouldn't get two bob For everything in the window Did some bad business With a spook called Sherlock Who smoked steroids And he got me in a headlo...

Little Bob `Black Grape`

Boom! Bang! Boom! Bang! What's that on the pavement in front of me? I don't remember letting someone in for tea Cardiovascular! Muscles to muscular! The great smell of Brut Coming on after you! Boom! ...

'Til The Money Runs Out `Tom Waits`

check this strange beverage that falls out from the sky, splashin' bagdad on the hudson in panther martin's eyes, he's high and outside wearin' candy apple red, scarlet gave him twenty seven stitches ...

Dead `They Might Be Giants`

I returned a bag of groceries Accidentally taken off the shelf Before the expiration date I came back as a bag of groveries Accidentally taken off the shelf Before the date stamped on myself CHORUS Di...

Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love `They Might Be Giants`

Pistol shots Gun shots Pistol shots gun shots Bullets from a revolver Bullets from a gun Bullets through the atmosphere here they come John I've been bad and they're Coming after me Done someone wrong...

Unrelated Thing `They Might Be Giants`

Do you smile 'cause I'm funny? Said the man I wasn't joking and I meant the thing I said Not at all, not at all Said the woman to the man I was thinking of an unrelated thing Unconnected and free No r...

Destination Moon `They Might Be Giants`

Don't bother to call this room There's nobody here who can pick up Or has stuff they need to talk about And who won't be now checking out and flying CHORUS By rocket to the moon By airplane to the roc...

Modeling Sucks `Handsome Boy Modeling School`

[Chris Elliot - "Get a Life"] I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you! Well I guess I just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business Modeling just sucks Modeling just sucks Modeling j...

Rats `Clutch`

Rats over the dishes Rats over the dishes Please tell me what the ratties say Please tell me what the ratties say Rats over the dishes And God was certainly a genius To expose this human weakness Rats...

Batwing `Meat Puppets`

"Serious buy curious, buy anything Buy it or shaving cream goes down the drain Blue-vine batwing cannibal Novice tomboy sugar wrestler discipline Body vintage flea hypnosis anti-trend Blue-vine batwin...

The Bloat `Melvins`

I ain't nothing to the notice 800 miles of prime We be plain Jack belt loaded-Ha! I pause, I holler Still powder line Selling bulge egg tourniquette-Ha! The more you know the brain The more it homocid...

Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire `Bob Rivers`

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Hot sauce dripping from their toes (Oh! That tickles!) Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir They poked hot skewers through their nose (Ow! Wrong end, ya co...

Private Idaho (Party Mix-Album Version) `The B-52's`

Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo You're living in your own Private Idaho Living in your own Private Idaho Underground like a wild potato. Don't go on the patio. Beware of the pool, blue bottomless ...