Fool of the school being ignorde by Luciëlla
I'm crazy, so they say
Being cool at the pool: it's me & my gitarra
I am passé,
Okay

Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I won't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I can't do it
Bust it up, Valens! -Anyway, I can do it
'cause I'm the grand slam, I'm a crack-boom-bam

Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I won't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I can't do it
Bust it up, Valens! -Anyway, I can do it
And hey! That's why I say

Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say:
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay

Lion head-dress, make-up like Cleopatra
I'm out of vogue, okay
Zionite stress, makes me feel I'm Musica
I'm a Big Joke
Okay

Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I won't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I can't do it
Bust it up, Valens! -Anyway, I can do it
'cause I'm the grand slam, I'm a crack-boom-bam

Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I won't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I can't do it
Bust it up, Valens! -Anyway, I can do it
And hey! That's why I say

Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say:
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay

It's me, I step in the scene, the lyrical human being
Hey Valens, you thought you where cool man, you
Must have been having a dream
'Cause I'm the only one who is crashin' & bashin' & smashin'
And rippin' & flippin' the mike 'cause Clarkson, you're too old-fashioned

Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I won't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I can't do it
Bust it up, Valens! -Anyway, I can do it
'cause I'm the grand slam, I'm a crack-boom-bam

Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I won't do it
Bust it up, Valens! - No way, I can't do it
Bust it up, Valens! -Anyway, I can do it

Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say:
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay

Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of my life I say:
Okay, I'm Mr. 1999. All of the time I stay