Give me a witness, darling
I need a witness, babe
I got the poon-tang blues
I got the poon-tang blues
Top of my head down to the bottom of my cowboy shoes alright
Build me a woman, make her ten feet tall
You gotta build me a woman, make her ten feet tall
Don't make her ugly, don't make her...oh, small
You gotta build me a woman, make her ten feet tall
Build me a woman, make her ten feet tall
Don't maker her ugly, don't make her small
Build me someone I can ball all...night long
Note: Parts of this song were deleted from the recorded version for obvious reasons.