When I rode in a trolley across
your face with a Swedish man
I bet that wasn`t in your plans for the day
My what a strange day What a strange day
For poor little Nietzsche
Why so forlorn
You know we love you Nietzsche
And all of your friends
have come to see you Nietzsche
So let us see you Nietzsche
Everyone`s waiting Nietzsche
Don`t be so sneaky
When he smeared a candy bar across
your face with a gloveless hand
I thought you`d never stop lashing the Swede
My what a strange day What a strange day
For poor little Nietzsche
Why so forlorn
You know we love you Nietzsche
And all of your friends have come
to see you Nietzsche
So let us see you Nietzsche
Everyone`s waiting Nietzsche
Don`t be so sneaky
What more could be done on a day like today
Than to lock up your heart
and quickly swallow the key
Now I`m gonna tell you something we can do
If you cut off my head I`ll cut yours off for you
I`ll cut it off for you
I`ll cut it off for you
I`ll cut it off for you
Poor little Nietzsche
Why so forlorn
You know we love you Nietzsche
And all of your friends have
come to see you Nietzsche
So let us see you Nietzsche
Everyone`s waiting Nietzsche
Don`t be so sneaky
What more could be done on a day like today
Than to lock up your heart
and quickly swallow the key
I like the image of us tossing
our heads at the Swedish man
I bet he`d never telephone us again
Not even to say Not even to say
My what a strange day
For poor little Nietzsche
Why so forlorn
You know we love you Nietzsche
And all of your friends have
come to see you Nietzsche
Oh let us see you Nietzsche
Everyone`s waiting Nietzsche
Don`t be so sneaky