verse)
There's these two guys, both are so nice
We get on, oh, so well (let me tell you)
One's got the game, one's got the change
Think I might need some help (please, please help)
I'm just gonna say, "Would it be okay
If I could just speak my mind?" (My mind up)
Well, let me put it this way when I fill up my plate
I like a-something on the side
chorus)
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two?
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
hook)
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
So give me two, four, six, eight
Why should I settle for one?
verse)
They say it isn't allowed, because three is a crowd
But what if I took all my clothes off, started doin' it now?
Would you say, "Men don't like to share, you know?"
Have you never heard of somethin' called "Ménage à trois"?
Well, I have, and it goes like this
Just some red, red wine and a three-way kiss
I'm just kiddin', man, I'm only takin' the piss
I'm not into that
What do you think this is?
chorus)
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two?
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
hook)
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
So give me two, four, six, eight
Why should I settle for one?
bridge)
Why should boys have all the fun?
I'm not a slut, just a woman
And if you can, I can too
And that's what we're gonna do
chorus)
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two? (I want you and you)
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
outro)
('Cause I want you and I want you) two, four, six, eight
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Tell you what I really hate
('Cause I want you, but I want you too) I got you, but I want your mate
(So why, oh, why can't I have two?) Oh, why can't I have two?
('Cause I want you and I want you) four, three, two, one
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why should I settle for one?
verse)
There's these two guys, both are so nice
We get on, oh, so well (let me tell you)
One's got the game, one's got the change
Think I might need some help (please, please help)
I'm just gonna say, "Would it be okay
If I could just speak my mind?" (My mind up)
Well, let me put it this way when I fill up my plate
I like a-something on the side
chorus)
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two?
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
hook)
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
So give me two, four, six, eight
Why should I settle for one?
verse)
They say it isn't allowed, because three is a crowd
But what if I took all my clothes off, started doin' it now?
Would you say, "Men don't like to share, you know?"
Have you never heard of somethin' called "Ménage à trois"?
Well, I have, and it goes like this
Just some red, red wine and a three-way kiss
I'm just kiddin', man, I'm only takin' the piss
I'm not into that
What do you think this is?
chorus)
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two?
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
hook)
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
So give me two, four, six, eight
Why should I settle for one?
bridge)
Why should boys have all the fun?
I'm not a slut, just a woman
And if you can, I can too
And that's what we're gonna do
chorus)
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two? (I want you and you)
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why can't I have two?
outro)
('Cause I want you and I want you) two, four, six, eight
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Tell you what I really hate
('Cause I want you, but I want you too) I got you, but I want your mate
(So why, oh, why can't I have two?) Oh, why can't I have two?
('Cause I want you and I want you) four, three, two, one
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?) Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some, so why should I settle for one?