Moody Richard, he was always hangin’ round

Moody Richard, was the biggest square in town

Moody Richard, he was always on the scene

But his presence never really meant a thing

*He was an innocent bystander

Watchin’ his time go by

Mister innocent bystander

Doesn’t your time fly by

Moody Richard, never had a thing to say

But his silence didn’t matter anyway

And his problem was an easy one to solve

Moody Richard never really got involved

*Repeat

But he’s guilty of one crime

Must her ruin your life and mine

For he’s always standing by

In the corner of your eye

Yes, he’s guilty, guilty

* Repeat (2 times)