I feel La-ga-da-di-do 
I heard La-ga-da-doo
I fight La-ga-da-di-do
I sexed La-ga-da-doo
I fooled La-ga-da-di-do
I killed La-ga-da-doo
My heart La-ga-da-di-do
I sighed La-ga-da-doo
Bye
(Somewhat unintelligible lyrics)
I feel La-ga-da-di-do 
I heard La-ga-da-doo
I fight La-ga-da-di-do
I sexed La-ga-da-doo
I fooled La-ga-da-di-do
I killed La-ga-da-doo
My heart La-ga-da-di-do
I sighed La-ga-da-doo
Bye
(Somewhat broken lyrics)
I fee La-ga-da-di-do 
I eard La-ga-da-doo
I faht La-ga-da-di-do
I exed La-ga-da-doo
I foo La-ga-da-di-do
I kill La-ga-da-doo
Bye