Poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo!
Poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo!
Woke up bright and early, was feeling ten feet tall
Pperfect sunlight bathed me, ready to enthrall
It’s my spotlight shining down on me all day
Dancing and dancing and then what?
Woke up bright and early, was feeling ten feet tall
Happy with these new heels I ordered from the mall
Almost flying, dancing, I was walking on the clouds
Prancing and prancing and then what?
Poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo!
Poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo!
Woke up bright and early, I was feeling ten feet tall
My joints were doing perfect, no arthritis pain at all
Standing tall and strongly like I’m only sixty-five
Striding, striding, striding and then what?
Woke up bright and early, was feeling ten feet tall
Ran into an alley cat glaring from the wall
Looked right back and yelled at him, I’m Mr. Never Lose
Marching, marching, marching, and then what?
Poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo!
Poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo!
Poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo!
Poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo! I stepped in poo!