Hey buddy it was love at first sight
When she came walkin' through that door
She got them big green eyes
And pretty long hair
Ain't never been this easy before
They say you can't measure a man
But I bet they ain't been counted out before
And that girl was wearin' them jeans
Like something out of my dreams
Said we oughta set a date
I said sign me up lady
So how did it go down
My son?
Two kids standin' in the River Bluff sun
He said gonna marry me
Gonna carry me to that fool's paradise
So how did it go down
My friend?
Y'all are gonna fall in love
And do it again
And say
Ain't no way we can't not tell the kids
'Cause mama went and did it worse
Bein' breedin' stock
Don't help a whole lot
When you're livin' on holy words
We say you can't measure a man
But Rita said she'd make 'em good men
Daddy was a rich man
A sure-footed good man
A lousy grower
But a good
Good man
So how's it goin' now
My son?
Two hearts beatin' in the River Bluff sun
And said gonna marry me
Gonna carry me to that fool's paradise
So how did it go down