This life can't turn out how you want it
Praying to the Lord that my name's on blondies
Fifty flip phones and the plug still call me
My husband broke and the boy still barmy
And I know these pringle costs pennies
But I know my health's the real cost of living
Flight of the chequerboard bird won't concede
Now I'm double
Double teaming putting points on the board
Please
Still on my ones
Forbidden
Crilling with the Empress
Wanna bless my kitchen
Yeah
True to respect the holy trinity
Hoovering these riches as a self-taught biddy
Please
The same way the Monaro so pretty
And you will never catch me with a pretty committee
Yeah
My favourite pastime is Greek mythology
I'm clocking all these seconds
Studying the methodology
And I didn't wanna project it
Want to turn them flint into stones that are precious
Yeah
Oh
Change the tone to obsidian
And I shine with all the cerulean in the world
Play the lamb just to get fleeced
Crawling out the pages of Call of the Wild
Please
Sit beautifully on your righteous seats
Bars still ringing from the clink of the mild Gs
And I'm a friend of jay-Z
Not Picture Me Rolling
But you can picture me
Motoring in the vehicles that remain
Stepping on the tarmac
Laundry was never the same